Beer Halloween Concert

So here I was, just a-sittin' at home, minding my own business, sippin a brew...when...outta nowhere, these kids knock on my door with this "Trick or Treat" nonsense.  Well, all I had was a couple of cases of cheap-o beer, so what could I do??  They looked so pitiful.  So I gave 'em each a can.  The next knock at the door was a surprise.  The cops!!!  Been sittin' in the slammer.  Finally out on bail (they claim I'm such a drunk there ain't no worry 'bout me being a flight risk).  So... finally... my Halloween greeting!

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