Halloweenie
So here I was, just a-sittin' at home, minding my own business, sippin a brew...when...outta nowhere, these kids knock on my door with this "Trick or Treat" nonsense. Well, all I had was a couple of cases of cheap-o beer, so what could I do?? They looked so pitiful. So I gave 'em each a can. The next knock at the door was a surprise. The cops!!! Been sittin' in the slammer. Finally out on bail (they claim I'm such a drunk there ain't no worry 'bout me being a flight risk). So... finally... my Halloween greeting!
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